Lindsay Graham Destroys A Cell Phone

This may be the political equivalent of a dressing a poodle up in a fireman's outfit but it works. Despite the fact Lindsay Graham hates firemen. And women. Probably. 

Politicians getting "cool" is a lot like your Dad getting really into your record collection. Then there's that point where you're driving along with him and he starts talking about the production on Kid A and you have to pull over and make him listen to Cats In The Cradle while making direct, unblinking eye contact with him for the full 3 minutes and 44 seconds. 

Parents, after you turn 25 or so, basically turn into emotional pug dogs with hobbies and a savings account. Ultimately they just want to go for walks and not be bothered while eating.