This was good. Being "Alpha male" has nothing to do with being aggressive and dominant. It has all to do with quiet confidence and empathy. Maybe more people should be like that. Kinda miss that "culture of chill" thing we had going for a few years in the mid-late 90s. Even if everything smelled like Nag Champa.
Jesus christ first I get engaged and now I'm posting dog-care articles I find interesting. Next I'm gonna be showing you potato chips that look like famous people and telling people about "what nice weather" we are "having" "over here." Straight up "Mom on Facebook" shit over here. And to think I once applied to The Awl.
Probably gonna buy wind chimes next. You've all been warned.